My Advert Script

Vision	Dialogue (Stephen Fry Voice)	SFX
People are sat on sofas looking angry and confused. They each pull out their phones and shake their heads at the phone screen. Close up of Facebook and Instagram pictures on their phones. Shot of phones on tables, sides, in pockets. Close up of a man’s face looking fed up Split screen with him daydreaming of the pub. All turn and look at the camera. Nodding Their heads. Shot of the app itself, how it works. Shots of people looking at their phones and walking in through the front door of the pub. People sat in the pub with drinks all around, getting drinks from the bar. They look at camera and have a toast. Logo screen of Instapint, contact details etc. Man takes a picture of his pint and peanuts.	“There is a problematic epidemic sweeping the nation. It is causing grief for many social network users. That old friend from Secondary school is posting pictures of coffee and food on their social network again. Oh yes, here’s another post about…bangers and mash? Great. Fed up of seeing updates from apps that you really don’t care about? Don’t you just wish you were in the pub instead, chatting with mates, engaging in real, mature conversation about politics, economics, society and life? Alright, well maybe not all that rubbish but you definitely want to escape the online stupidity? Then download our essential new app INSTAPINT. The best mobile app that gets you directly to your nearest pub no matter where you are. Simply by using WiFi our clever little application sends you on your way to the nearest pub. With drink menus and reviews it really is a nifty little guide. CHEERS. Instapint. Instantly refreshing. Don’t you dare think about uploading that online!”	(Intense Music) (Happy, playful, upbeat music) (Phones bleeping, sound of a Facebook notification coming through) (Music suddenly stops, like scratched record.) (Music starts up again) (Sound of Pouring and clinking glass) (Electronic Beep)